Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
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