Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
handjob tips. give me some.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
Randomize
