Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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