Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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