We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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