so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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