Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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