Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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