i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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