I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
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