would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
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