my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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