Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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