I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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