So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Enjoy the penises
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
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