Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
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