I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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