Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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