He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
sex in a hospital.. check
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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