We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
Randomize
