I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
operation harelip BJ is a go
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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