Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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