i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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