This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
True college students do jello shots in the library
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