respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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