4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
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