I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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