dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
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