i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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