im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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