we have pet lesbian snakes
Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
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