new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
So vagazzling was a success
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
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