After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
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