i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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