oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize
