OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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