I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Randomize
