it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
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