Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
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