Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Alive.
So much puke
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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