Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
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