wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
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