belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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