She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
My penis needs a shock collar
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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