I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
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