The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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