: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
Randomize