Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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