He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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