i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
she smelled like a LAN party
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
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