if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
So squirting runs in the family.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
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