Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
Randomize
