i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Sorry my hands just texted you
PS: I just woke up from my shower
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
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