If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
Life is so much better after having sex.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
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