I want to make a zoo with you.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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