there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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