what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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